Drippy Coffy in a bag

For $9.99 I will send a person of your choice a sealed bag with a messy coffee in it. This works because the owner of the company who sends people bags of insulting gummies is now rich. This tells people to wake up and if they drink the coffee they have to figure out how to drink it. It is expensive coffee.  Includes cream and sugar. The coffee cup is actually inside the bag. "Who keeps sending me these?"